Crake Cake - Amazing New Health Food

Have you heard about this amazing new health food? I hadn’t, so I checked it out. A simple cake. Yet it increases your lifespan by reducing bad Cholesterol and giving you bags of life energy. Read on for more.

(Picture Credit – “The Cake” - Theycallmemaggie)

 Check it out

I kept reading about this wonderful new health food that prolonged life. Could it be true? For once I put aside my cynicism and got some. A nice tasty green cake. Rather like Madeira. Simply called “Crake Cake”. Within minutes I felt full of vitality! So I have some every day now.

What’s it all about?

So where did Crake Cake come from? Well, it all began when an Australian team of tropical botanists discovered an amazing new plant in the jungles of New Guinea. In a remote valley there the local natives had used the leaves of this plant as a health potion for thousands of years. It is rumoured that some locals have lived to be 120 years old using this plant.

The Australian experts identified this wonderful plant as a variety of “Eccanuboud Etra”, indigenous only to New Guinea. Needless to say, Crake Cake is liberally suffused with this wonder herb.

Ingredients - The Benefits

Finding that super-herb was only the start. The baton was taken up by some American health nutritionists, who decided that the best way to “sell” this thing was simply to “make it into a cake”. They added as many other healthy substances as they could think of. So, Crake Cake is made with:

-         Wholemeal maize and wheat-flour packed with protein

-         Extra nutritious Soya based milk

-         Peruvian low-cholesterol eggs

-         Packed with Vitamins, including B12 and Riboflavin

-         Full of Antioxidants

-         Suffused with mood enhancing endorphins such as serotonin, norepinephrine, melatonin and prostaglandins.

-         Ingredients free of saturated fat, salt, Cholesterol and unhealthy processed foodstuffs.

-         This recipe is known to reduce ageing, especially wrinkling and reduce ills such as arthritis, Halitosis (bad breath) and tooth decay. Bad Cholesterol is dramatically reduced.

Enjoy

All this goodness and so yummy. In fact Crake Cake is green in colour yet tastes orange, with a hint of ginger. Why wait? Get yourself a longer life starting now. To get yourself some Crake Cake see the next post below.

…and enjoy.

Paul Butters

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Crake Cake

(Picture Credit - Cake by TheycallmeMaggie)



Crake Cake is something I invented the other day. It is a pure fiction. But don't tell anyone please. The picture is from a blog on cooking cakes. I've picked the green one because it looks healthy. Let's see how gullible internet readers are. They have been SO gullible in the past. E.g. allegedly Ulsterman's Obama stories on Triond. I'm a fiction writer too.....;)

This project was also inspired by something on telly about companies selling to people by working on their FEARS. E.g. Listerine to avoid bad breath. Have posted a blog on Triond about Crake Cake including a backlink to the post above.

Paul Butters